I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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