I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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