12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
