My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
People in love make me want to vomit
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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