...so i touched it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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