shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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