I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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