Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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