It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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