god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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