Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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