Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
only if we run a train.
done.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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