i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
