READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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