She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My dick has a subreddit
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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