Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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