What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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