i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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