i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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