watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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