I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i barfeds in our rink
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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