i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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