Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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