ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Terrible idea I love it
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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