How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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