Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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