JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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