I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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