just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
