I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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