Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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