The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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