guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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