I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i out mim tonsoeep
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