It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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