Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize