the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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