Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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