i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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