Have you finally orgasmed yet?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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