hotel room ftw
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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