Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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