Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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