You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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