I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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