i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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