PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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