so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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