yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You smell like stripper and shame
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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