So drunk its hurt
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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