Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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