So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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