Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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