he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Randomize
