White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
